The sunny side of life!!!

Sometimes I think about all the different types of potatoes that I will never get to eat and cry

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Tumblr should make different colors of verified checkmark

maybe even… give them as achievements…

ID: A series of checkmarks aligned into two columns, each has a different color.

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I’m back it’s been a minute

Haha back on tumblr so I can message my friends 😆

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Adapt to this

LET ME JUST POINT OUT THE VARIOUS FLAWS OF LOGIC HERE. FIRST OF ALL DARWINS POWER IS TO LITERALLY ADAPT TO ANYTHING IN THE EFFING UNIVERSE. HIS POWERS DEEMED IT TOO DANGEROUS TO FIGHT THE HULK AND TELEPORTED HIM TO ANOTHER COUNTRY. HE ONCE BECAME PURE COSMIC EFFING ENERGY AND SHORTLY AFTER REMATERIALIZED AS A HUMAN BEING TO PREVENT HIS DEATH. DARWIN IS LITERALLY INEFFINGVINCIBLE. AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT A PATHETIC BALL OF KINETIC ENERGY FROM SEBASTIAN SHAW MERKS HIM?!?!?! THEY OBVIOUSLY ARE OUT TO KILL THE BLACK MAN IN THE PLOT AND LITERALLY WROTE THIS SCENE WITH NO REGARDS TO DARWINS POWERS WHATSOEVER AND ITS FRUSTRATING THAT THEY WOULD GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO KILL HIM OFF LIKE THAT

I’m saying. Even in sci fi we ain’t safe

in my headcanon darwin literally became a being of energy and ascended to another plain of existence so he doesn’t have to deal with anymore of this white nonsense

i was SO tight about this bullshit

Years later and I STILL get so mad about this

they killed the one fucking x-man whose power is literally SURVIVAL. That’s his power. He can DO ANYTHING IT TAKES TO SURVIVE! Shaw says “adapt to this??” HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO. 

In addition to the above mentioned things he’s survived, when shot with a gun made to kill ANYTHING WITH A NERVOUS SYSTEM, he turned into a SPONGE, and then back again. 

Once, he touched a goddess of death. And to survive that, HE BECAME A DAMN DEATH GOD HIMSELF. AND YOU’RE TELLING ME HE CAN’T SURVIVE SOME FUCKING KINETIC ENERGY?? BULLSHIT I SAY. BULL FUCKING SHIT. 

This^

This pissed me off so much like fuck this.

I’m still pressed about this

I forgot how pissed this made me

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LOL

We need HOAs or some idiots will paint their house purple or put tractor tires in their front yard.  If you want tractor tires, don’t move to a HOA neighborhood.

I couldn’t even fathom how horrifying it must be to live somewhere there are…purple houses and and yucky stuff in people’s yards. Thank God I don’t have any real problems like that.

listen my Nonna and Nonno live right by a purple house (it’s a nice lilac) and as a kid I was fucking obsessed with it because purple is my favorite color. I’d go nuts whenever we passed by it. Also it had a purple mailbox to match and it blew my mind.

No more HOAs. More purple houses.

imagine trying to control what someone else can do with or on their own property just because you don’t agree with their taste in decor

NO MORE HOAs MORE PURPLE HOUSES

Related, becuase I just had to move:  “just don’t move into an HOA” Do you know what a PAIN IN THE ASS it is to find NON-HOA Housing? Very nearly everything in the CO front range that isn’t a rental has an HOA these days!

Short list of the Shit the HOA at my pervious house tried to pull:

• Banning personal and community food gardens (The reason the tag for my garden is “The garden of earthly HOA violations”)
• Banning people from using thier personal yards as Native Plant Restoration microzones, something that looks gorgeous and is extremely helpful to the local ecology
• trying to get the city council to remove protections on adjacent city Open Space/Native Plant restoration zone so they could mow it.
• mandating the use of ONE landscaping company in the neighborhood, coinicdentally owned by the HOA president’s son
• Mandating the use of an unecessary water purification company on all properties.
• suing city animal control for collecting lose dogs and cats and returning them to the addresses on thier collars.  You know. that thing animal control does so the animals don’t get run over or disemboweled by the coyotes or catch and spread rabies.  The thing that’s illegal to let your pet do out here for those reasons Karen.
• Suing the city council to remove a city bus stop in the neighborhood that was heavily used by many residents.  They damn near got away with it becuase the HOA meetings were always in the middle of the day on a weekday.  You know, when the residents that use that stop are working.
• Sending people letters threatening to fine them for having “Out Of Season” holiday decor.  Specifically targeting my Indian neighbors who were celebrating Diwali, not Christmas and the Jews with visible Menorahs.
• Fining people for doing thier own appliance and car repair on thier own personal property
• Fining people for operating a business out of thier house, specifically targeting a disabled neighbor that does comission tailoring and garment repair out of her home.  never bothered a soul except the one snoopy bitch who didn’t like that her clients were allowed to park in the tailor’s designated and otherwise unused parking space.
• Trying to fine a neighbor for flying a Pride Flag

HOAs are invasive, bigoted, corrupt and cruel institutions that should never have been allowed to be created.  If you live in and HOA area, showing up at the meetings to tell people what the fuck is wrong with them, Joining your HOA board to protect your neighbors and possibly organize the dissolution of the HOA is one of the best things you can do to protect the marginalized members of your community.

FUCK HOAs AND LONG LIVE THE PURPLE HOUSES AND TRACTOR-TIRE GARDENS OF THE WORLD.

Are y'all telling me this shit is actually LEGAL?

Here’s how to get an HOA to leave you and your purple house tf alone

cant stop thinking about this post. 😔

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shiny-xatu:

It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you’re having a stroke* thing when they stammer

yooterus:

“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”

libralthinking:

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

slyrivers:

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

wait you mean these people actually talked like that, it wasn’t just a movie thing???

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naturaldaisaster:

nothing is quite as Good and Pure as owl city trying to protect his fans from the mosquitoes

You would not believe your eyes as 10,000 mosquitos die 😆

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The worst part about working on original fiction is u gotta wait like 5 years to get a book draft done in order to SHOW YOUR FRIENDS chapters. Ain’t like fanfic where you can just….send em. Tis horrid.

like yes i worked incredibly hard on this 10 page chapter. yes in order to understand what the hell it means you need a 15 hour briefing on background lore. i apologize. this sucks for everyone.

support your original writer friends because they lack like, an established fandom to get validation from. encourage them. encourage people who draw fandomless OCs. give em ur lov.

To all the original writers out there:

You’re doing a fantastic job!

Keep making your little universes come alive.

I’m really really proud of you

Look at all the words you’ve written, look at all those beautiful characters you’ve brought to life.

Thank you!

I hope one day I get to read your work and then I’ll be part of your fandom too.

This is literally the first post I’ve ever seen praising aspiring authors rather than fanfic writers on this entire site holy shit

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Dice with instructions for a drinking game. Korea, Unified Silla Period, 8th-10th centuries [800x800]

Source: https://reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/fvddo3/dice_with_instructions_for_a_drinking_game_korea/

D14 — An irregular polyhedron made possible by cropping the 8 corners of a D6

What, no translation?

someone on reddit translated the sides as:

兩盞則放: Drink two cups immediately

三盞一去: Drink three cups at once

衆人打鼻: Let everybody hit you on the nose

飮盡大笑: Drink a big cup and laugh loudly

醜物莫放: Drink from a cup with something gross in it

禁聲作舞: Do a dance without music

曲臂則盡: Drink while linking arms with a buddy

空詠詩過: Recite a verse from a poem

自唱自飮: Drink and sing a song

自唱怪來晩: Sing the song Goeraeman

月鏡一曲: Sing the song Weolgyeong

任意請歌: Ask a buddy to sing a song

有犯空過: Hold still and don’t flinch while someone pretends to hit you

弄面孔過: Hold still and don’t flinch while someone tickles your face

Humans have literally always just been humans

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Important ideas to consider when creating characters who are black and indigenous people of color. (x)

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The Navajo have a unique tradition. When a baby is born, it is regarded as the ultimate, precious gift and must never be abused. From the moment of birth, the child is watched over continuously by family and friends, who patiently wait for the child’s first…laugh.

“Has your baby laughed?” is common question posed to parents who have infants around the age of three months. The first laugh of a Navajo child is a very significant event. It marks the child’s final passing from the spirit world to the physical world, meaning he or she is now fully human. This milestone warrants a party, and what a party it is!

Whichever brother, sister, parent, cousin, aunt, uncle, or passing acquaintance is present at the first laugh is deemed to have caused it.  The laughter instigator then receives the honored privilege of preparing a special ceremony to welcome the child into society.

Once a baby has laughed, training in generosity begins immediately—a value held in high regard among the Navajo people. At the party, where the baby is considered the host, the parents or person responsible for the first laugh help hold the baby’s hand as he or she ceremonially gives the rock salt, food, and gifts to each guest. There are also bags of candy, money, and other presents that the child “gives” along with the food. [x]

Fact Sources/more info: [1] [2] For more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Is this true? lol

Yes it is true. I have had of a few relatives invite me to a A’wee Chi’deedloh "The Baby Laughed Ceremony" however I have not had the privilege to actually attended one personally. The Dine’ peoples believe that babies are of “two worlds” (Earth people & Holy people) when they are born. The first laugh signifies the babies desire to become a part of the Earth People so it is a great cause for celebration.

This is beautiful.

This is so pure and good I’m crying

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i know this is an important scene but kyoshi’s delivery here is extremely funny to me

mainflopgirl:

i love how aang is literally the avatar who saves the world and zuko is the broody bad boy prince of the fire nation but SOKKA is the one who’s the canon heartthrob of atla. this man even pulls the moon. the MOON. like good for him honestly